Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Bradenton who has recently
been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My
parents live in a suburb of Tampa and one of my
sisters, who lives in Sarasota, is married to a 
transvestite. My father and mother have recently
been arrested for growing and selling marijuana
and are currently dependent on my other two
sisters who are prostitutes in Miami.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a 
non-parole life sentence at Stark for murder of a
teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is
currently being held in the Manatee County Jail
on charges of neglecting his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former 
Thai prostitute who lives in Jacksonville and is
still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel.

My problem is this: I love my fiance and look
forward to bringing her into the family and of
course I want to be totally honest with her. 

Should I tell her about my uncle who voted for Bush?

Worried About My Reputation